PROCEDURE:

    First soak strips of  newspaper overnight so they become mushy and then
mush it in your hands (isn't  this  fun?!?)  until  it  becomes more like a
paste (you can do that with the blender set on liquify to speed things up).
Keep the nitroglycerine in the fridge at all times!

    Collect the pulpwith a strainer and let it dry slightly and then add on
add on the chemicals listed above (except for the nitroglycerine) with pulp
being 2 parts and the chemicals being 1 part (ratio 2:1).  Mix well.


    Almost done!  Now put it in the fridge for an hour and then pour 1 part
nitroglycerine and  1.5 parts mixture (ratio 1:1.5) and use the thermometer
to make sure everything is below 15 C.

    Now make a cardboard  tube  3  inches  long  with a radius of 1cm.  Put
cotton  in  one end as a plug and pour in the  dynamite  until  it  is  2/3
full  (2"  down  the  tube) and leave it in a safe (DRY) place where it can
dry peacefully and pray that there isn't an earthquake!

    When it's  dry,  fill the remaining 1 inch (1/3) with either gunpowder,
guncotton or plastic explosives  and cap the top and stick in a fuse, which
should be wires with a rocket igniter at the end connected to a copper wire
a   L O N G   distance away to a  power  source.  You can also use a timer,
but DON'T LIGHT the damn thing!

    Be careful with this stuff  unless  you  want  to  join  AstroBoy - the
pressure given off is about 2 million pounds per square inch.